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		<title>I do the laundry too</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found a safer way to transport triplets.

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		<title>Beer + Gas Can + Big Fire &amp; Grandma</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Kerry Here) Grandma and my Dad were a great help this weekend. It was nice to have help with the girls. It was also nice to spend some time with grandma as she is heading back to Florida and we won&#8217;t see her until next year. It would have been even nicer to have two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Kerry Here) Grandma and my Dad were a great help this weekend. It was nice to have help with the girls. It was also nice to spend some time with grandma as she is heading back to Florida and we won&#8217;t see her until next year. It would have been even nicer to have two more sets of hands <img src='http://www.manntriplets.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  &#8211; then Jenell and I both could have gotten a break from the girls ! Oh well we were happy to have any help we could get and we will take it where we can !</p>
<p>And dad helped me get my &#8220;stickpickingup&#8221; lawnmower running and I made a nice  fire for Grandma to enjoy. <strong>I think the initial blast shocked Grandma a bit !</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny when grandma drinks a few (or witnesses an upclose explosion) she squints her left eye and looks just like Katie !</p>
<p><img src="http://www.manntriplets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/gmafire4.JPG" alt="gmafire4.JPG" height="342" width="457" /></p>
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		<title>Lilly Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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Lilly is so cute- I&#8217;m really enjoying my time home with her.Â  In the past she asked for what she wanted with single words- recently she is really putting together full sentences.
Lilly is carrying around a stuffed animal &#8220;Curious George&#8221; eveyrwhere she goes. She brought him to the table yesterday and put him in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Kerry Here)</p>
<p>Lilly is so cute- I&#8217;m really enjoying my time home with her.Â  In the past she asked for what she wanted with single words- recently she is really putting together full sentences.</p>
<p>Lilly is carrying around a stuffed animal &#8220;Curious George&#8221; eveyrwhere she goes. She brought him to the table yesterday and put him in a chair and said- &#8220;OK monty george time to eat&#8221;. After dinner Alyssa was sitting in the swing going back and forth.Â  Lilly went up to her and tried to kiss her, but Lilly&#8217;s timing was off and the swing pulled Alyssa away each time Lilly went in for the kiss.Â  Lilly looked up and said &#8220;Lysa don&#8217;t want to kiss me&#8221; and she went on her way.</p>
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		<title>Triplet feeding video</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you that haven&#8217;t seen it yet- We made a video of a typical triplets feeding session.
Presented in SUPER fast motion &#8211; PLEASE rate the video and Vote it to the homepage- We are so close with nearly 5000 views in the last few days.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you that haven&#8217;t seen it yet- We made a video of a typical triplets feeding session.</p>
<p>Presented in SUPER fast motion &#8211; PLEASE rate the video and Vote it to the homepage- We are so close with nearly 5000 views in the last few days.</p>
<p>Our goal is to get to the homepage-It takes like a minute to register to vote-<br />
<a href="http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=352910" title="Triplets Feeding video"><img src="http://www.manntriplets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tripfeeding.JPG" alt="tripfeeding.JPG" /></a></p>
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		<title>More Triplets pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby Exercise Time&#8230;. and 1 and 2 and 3

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<p>See more <a href="http://www.manntriplets.com/ploggerb2.1/index.php?level=album&amp;id=18" title="Triplets Images"><u>triplets images</u></a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not so dificult &#8230;yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
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We are doing great so far.  Katie completes the trio on Wednesday. We anticipated this would be much more dificult than it has been so far.  But we realize it&#8217;s very early.
The girls are wonderful. We took them in for their first appt with the pediatrician today.  Everything checked out great.
We [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Kerry Here)</p>
<p>We are doing great so far.  Katie completes the trio on Wednesday. We anticipated this would be much more dificult than it has been so far.  But we realize it&#8217;s very early.</p>
<p>The girls are wonderful. We took them in for their first appt with the pediatrician today.  Everything checked out great.</p>
<p>We change the girls and feed them every 3-4 hours. We feed both of them at the same time. We burp them and then they usually go back to sleep. The amount of diapers, dishwasher runs-  and laundry has been pretty unbelievable.  Lilly is doing great- she loves her little sisters and she is really helping out where she can. So overall everything is great.</p>
<p>It was interesting  taking the girls out in public for the first time. During the 20 minutes or so we waited in the waiting room at the doctors office- we received like 4 comments.  It&#8217;s funny, people say and ask such stupid things when the encounter multiples.  I&#8217;m proud and happy to talk about my triplets but I just get annoyed by people&#8217;s rude comments, and usually I just ignore them. I had one guy looking at us- and I knew he was going to say something&#8230; sure enough &#8220;So you got twins?&#8221; &#8230; I said &#8220;Yep, twins&#8221; and kept on walking. Jenell was like &#8211; &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you tell him triplets?&#8221; I don&#8217;t want to talk to 85 strangers a day about how amazing it is we have triplets- and they all just say stupid comments.</p>
<p>I heard this today:</p>
<p>&#8220;You must have your hands full&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Wow Twins&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Geez you must not get any sleep&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sorry&#8221;</p>
<p>Just in a matter of 20 minutes on the first day ! I can only imagine how it will be with all three girls. On my new site- <a href="http://www.multiplesnetwork.com" title="Twins, Triplets and Quads, social network">www.MultiplesNetwork.com</a> , a person wrote a really funny (and disturbing) blog post regarding 25 &#8220;dumm&#8221; comments from people. Read it here &#8211; <a href="http://multiplesnetwork.com/darlam/weblog/95.html"><u>Dumb twin comments</u></a></p>
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		<title>Triplets Update 7/31</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The triplets are doing very well. We may bring Alyssa and Katie home next week !
They are feeding 100% through a bottle now and don&#8217;t require the feeding tube. Emma is doing well too, but needs to improve on bottle feeding.
The     s were moved to a differentÂ  part of the NICU-it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The triplets are doing very well. We may bring Alyssa and Katie home next week !</p>
<p>They are feeding 100% through a bottle now and don&#8217;t require the feeding tube. Emma is doing well too, but needs to improve on bottle feeding.</p>
<p>The     s were moved to a differentÂ  part of the NICU-it&#8217;s a bit smaller.</p>
<p>Lilly had another good day at school- she loves it!</p>
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		<title>Toddler Words Quiz</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our daughter Lilly is over two years old now and she says some really funny things.  When we talk about the triplets we ask her &#8220;what do you want brothers or sisters?&#8221; she always says &#8220;sistas- mommy FOUR sistas&#8221;  Who knows maybe we are having quads !
Her vocabulary is amazing and her sentences [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our daughter Lilly is over two years old now and she says some really funny things.  When we talk about the triplets we ask her &#8220;what do you want brothers or sisters?&#8221; she always says &#8220;sistas- mommy FOUR sistas&#8221;  Who knows maybe we are having quads !</p>
<p>Her vocabulary is amazing and her sentences are starting to come together too. I understand everything she says- Kerry has troubles at times.  Can you guess what some of these more tricky words are meant to be ? <strong>Leave a comment below with your answers and comment with some words of your own&#8230;</strong><em> </em></p>
<ol>
<li>mote</li>
<li>montey</li>
<li>bo bobboos</li>
<li>bee boo</li>
<li>bach</li>
<li>itsey</li>
<li>bobel</li>
<li>apo buse</li>
<li>pitsuu</li>
<li>wanta <em>(this is a tough one)</em></li>
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<p><em>I will follow up with the answers in a later post</em></p>
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		<title>How many diapers will you need for your triplets ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try the diaper calculator Kerry made. It&#8217;s pretty funny. It will tell you how many diapers you can expect to change, and the cost and time involved.
Try it here 
 			 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try the diaper calculator Kerry made. It&#8217;s pretty funny. It will tell you how many diapers you can expect to change, and the cost and time involved.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.manntriplets.com/diaper-calculator/" title="Diaper Calculator"><u>Try it here</u> </a></p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.manntriplets.com/wp-admin/upload.php?style=inline&amp;tab=browse-all&amp;post_id=90&amp;_wpnonce=ca3f6b8066&amp;ID=89&amp;action=view&amp;paged" id="file-link-89" title="Diaper Calculator Image" class="file-link image"> 			 </a><span class="file-link image"><a href="http://www.manntriplets.com/diaper-calculator/"><img src="http://www.manntriplets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/diapercalc.thumbnail.JPG" title="Diaper Calculator Image" alt="Diaper Calculator Image" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>Some Fun Facts About Triplets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found some interesting facts about triplets here -
Most Sets of Triplets
15 sets &#8211; Maddalena Granata (Italy, 1839-1886).Of modern times: 6 sets &#8211; Unidentified (Turkey). She had her 6th set in October of 2003.
Heaviest Total Birth Weight
24lbs &#8211; McDermott (England, November 18 1914). Each baby would&#8217;ve weighed around 8lbs.
There was an unconfirmed report of an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found some interesting facts about triplets <a href="http://www3.telus.net/tyee/multiples/triplets.html" title="Triplets Facts">here</a> -<br />
<strong>Most Sets of Triplets</strong><br />
15 sets &#8211; Maddalena Granata (Italy, 1839-1886).Of modern times: 6 sets &#8211; Unidentified (Turkey). She had her 6th set in October of 2003.</p>
<p><strong>Heaviest Total Birth Weight</strong><br />
24lbs &#8211; McDermott (England, November 18 1914). Each baby would&#8217;ve weighed around 8lbs.</p>
<p>There was an unconfirmed report of an Iranian woman who had 2 boys and 1 girl totalling 26lbs 6ozs on March 18 1968.</p>
<p><strong>Heaviest Individual Triplet</strong><br />
8lbs (approx) &#8211; One of the McDermott triplets (England, November 18 1914). The other two McDermott triplets would also be around 8lbs.<br />
<strong><br />
Oldest Triplets </strong>(Deceased, Combined Ages)<br />
291 years &#8211; Saima, Laila and Inkeri Karkiainen (Finland, December 7 1902). Saima died November 17 2003 (101), Laila March 5 2002 (99), and Inkeri July 14 1994 (91).</p>
<p><span id="more-72"></span><strong>Oldest Triplets </strong>(Living)<br />
1916 &#8211; Douglas Wilkins, Winnie Le Notre and Elsa Luxon (England, March 21 1916)</p>
<p><strong>Fastest Natural Delivery</strong><br />
2 minutes &#8211; Bradley, Christopher and Carmon Duck (Tennessee, March 21 1977).</p>
<p><strong>First Triplet C-Section </strong>(USA)<br />
1931 &#8211; Raymond, Charles and Harold Norris (Kansas, April 12 1931).</p>
<p><strong>First IVF Triplets</strong><br />
World (1983) &#8211; Guare (Australia, June 8 1983) Aaron, Jessica and Chenara<br />
USA &#8211; Lusk (California, April 6 1984) 2 girls, 1 boy<br />
<strong><br />
Oldest Mother of Triplets</strong><br />
57 years old &#8211; Unidentified (Italy)</p>
<p><strong>Oldest Mother of Spontaneous Triplets </strong>(No Fertility Methods)<br />
54 years old &#8211; Arcelia Garcia (Washington). Arianna, Brianna and CeCelia. She has 8 other children and 15 grandchildren.</p>
<p><strong>Most Triplets Delivered at One Hospital</strong><br />
400+ &#8211; Banner Good Samaritan in Arizona has delivered over 400 sets of triplets since 1986.</p>
<p><strong>Reunited Triplets</strong><br />
69 years &#8211; Florence, John and May Hodder (who go by Gill, David and Helena) (England, May 18 1932). Given up for adoption at 1 day old. They met for the first time at age 69.</p>
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